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I created this totally cool DIY dildo harness design - and I'm often asked on how to make it, so I'm posting it here to share.
(Yes, I should have photos with this. Soon, my friends. Soon.)

I've encountered enough challenges with so many of the commercially made harnesses, and I know many people also have other issues (privacy, finance, etc) - thus the invention.

Features and advantages
  • Fits everyone!
  • Adjust to position where you want it. (no more pressing on the full bladder or rubbing on the pelvic bone.)
  • Sex is messy, what with sweat, cum, lube and more.
  • This is totally easy to wash. After shagging just toss in the washer and dryer. No more leather care. No more hanging on the laundry line.
  • Camoflages well if children, room-mates or in-laws are a concern.
  • No buckles to stab you. No Velcro to scratch you. No excess straps to adjust and tuck or extenders to add.
  • Much better dildo to harness-wearer contact.
  • Air-travel friendly. Goes on to carry-on or wear it as a scarf for those cold cabins.
  • The bit of excess serves as a "Harder-Now" handle for the sex bottom. Or serves well as lube towels.
  • People who grew their own dicks. They can wear this harness over their home-grown cock - so they can have two!
  • Full access to the bits between the legs. What ever bits you have.
  • Makes one's ass look fabulous! Butt lifting goodness.
Equipment needed for the Midori Scarf Harness:
  • 1 favorite dildo with flanged base
  • 2 scarves (suggested length: multiply hip measure x 1.5. Example 40” hip x 1.5 = two 60” scarves)
  • 2 or more fun people who play well together
Directions for the Midori Scarf Harness:

  1. Take Scarf A and make a loose over-hand knot (“That Knot” if spoken in Midori) at it’s midpoint.
  2. Take Scarf B, place through That Knot, bisecting the Scarf B. Scarf B will now be hanging with two equal length parts.
  3. Take dildo and insert to That Knot.
  4. Tighten Scarf A and That Knot firmly around dildo.
  5. Tie Scarf A snugly and low around the hip. It’s easiest to tie this in front, with the dildo at one’s back and then turn the scarf around. Very important that it be snug.
  6. Place dildo in desired position on the body.
  7. Take one end of Scarf B, hanging from the dildo. Move it back between the legs and under the butt cheek, ending near the hip bone. Tie onto Scarf B near hip bone.
  8. Repeat for remaining end of Scarf b.
  9. Test for security of whole harness.
  10. Shag




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Nov. 3rd, 2009 02:37 pm (UTC)
I'm guessing there are a couple of typos in the above that change the meaning somewhat:

* In step 2, I think that should be "Scarf 2 will NOW be hanging..."

* In Step 7, I suspect that should be "Tie onto Scarf 1 near the hip bone"?

By the way, that second typo suggests to me that, since many folk get easily confused by numbers, you might do better to switch the terms "Scarf 1" and "Scarf 2" for, say, "Red Scarf" and "Blue Scarf", which will work very well with the pictures (when they arrive, natch!).

Nov. 3rd, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
A ha!

All corrected. I really appreciate your eagle eyes.


Edited at 2009-11-03 05:53 pm (UTC)
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Nov. 3rd, 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
yup. and the scarf one fits better than rope, actually.
Feb. 5th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC)
I know where you are
LOL I know where this sign comes from...wow didnt know Wakefield had kinky people figured they were all way to uptight lol
Nov. 3rd, 2009 07:58 pm (UTC)
Perfect timing. G was just telling me this morning that she was ready to strap on a dildo and use it on me. She said she needed to by the harness. Now she doesn't have to. Thanks doll. I friend you one day, and the next day I get a treat.

Oh... I'm not sure if I'm reading your 'instructions' incorrectly, but it seems to me that step 7 should read, "... ending near the hip bone. Tie onto scarf ONE near hip bone.

I'll let you know if we have any problems getting her toy strapped on securely =).
Nov. 3rd, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
Next time I'll read the previous comments before I post mine =). Hugs.
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Nov. 5th, 2009 10:24 am (UTC)
I love point 10!

I may have to try this with my feeldoe. I just bought a bigger size and now having tug-of-war type issues which I wasn't with the slimmer version, so I've been pondering harness-type things. (The joy of not having a 'real' one - I can trade up!)

Would love to see pics when they happen. Thanks for posting. :)
Dec. 4th, 2009 02:21 pm (UTC)
let me know how it works with your feeldoe!
Feb. 15th, 2012 10:44 am (UTC)
Much belated cheers!
Just came back to this post as I wanted to refer a friend to the instructions, and had forgotten entirely about this comment thread.

The scarf harness worked/still works absolutely beautifully with my feeldoe, and when anyone happens to mention strapons or harnesses these days, I recommend both as the perfect combination. Completely changed my experience of being on the giving end. Thanks!

(There are some pictures of me using it too, but they're not quite websafe, sadly!)
Feb. 16th, 2012 09:45 pm (UTC)
Re: Much belated cheers!
Hi Maxine!

oh this makes me so happy!!!
Nov. 6th, 2009 01:22 am (UTC)
May I suggest changing :

"2 scarves (suggested length: multiply hip measure x 1.5. Example 40” hip x 1.5 = 60” scarves)"

to read :

"2 scarves (suggested length: multiply hip measure x 1.5. Example 40” hip x 1.5 = two 60” scarves)"
Nov. 6th, 2009 02:54 pm (UTC)
Nov. 25th, 2009 10:24 pm (UTC)
Wonderful timing
I've recently 'undergrown' my harness and am in desperate need of a replacement. And this one, I expect, won't bite.

Thank you

Oh, and, Thank You for what you do, you inspire.

May. 27th, 2010 04:38 pm (UTC)
I wonder....
If this concept would work as a chest harness. that would be awesome. I think I will try it! ;-D
Jul. 17th, 2010 11:06 pm (UTC)
Thanks a bunch for posting this! My mum actually pointed me towards it, heh... it works for soft packs as well, which is really quite useful for making dance trousers fit properly. I made it out of strips of old t-shirt, SO much more comfortable than the ones they sell in stores.
Jul. 20th, 2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
Your mum pointed you to this? Wow! Give my thanks to your mom.
Aug. 17th, 2010 12:44 pm (UTC)
Scarf harness
I would love if you posted pictures it would really make it more easier not just for me but other people who are interestd
Aug. 18th, 2010 01:38 pm (UTC)
Re: Scarf harness
I do plan to some day. First I have to get through a whole bunch of work and writing... but I promise I will. Stay tuned, ok?
Jan. 13th, 2011 03:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Scarf harness
There is a cartoon illustrating the steps at http://girlslikethis.tumblr.com/post/2715161172/more-scarf-harness-inspired-by-midori
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