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(Yes, I should have photos with this. Soon, my friends. Soon.)
I've encountered enough challenges with so many of the commercially made harnesses, and I know many people also have other issues (privacy, finance, etc) - thus the invention.
Features and advantages
- Fits everyone!
- Adjust to position where you want it. (no more pressing on the full bladder or rubbing on the pelvic bone.)
- Sex is messy, what with sweat, cum, lube and more.
- This is totally easy to wash. After shagging just toss in the washer and dryer. No more leather care. No more hanging on the laundry line.
- Camoflages well if children, room-mates or in-laws are a concern.
- No buckles to stab you. No Velcro to scratch you. No excess straps to adjust and tuck or extenders to add.
- Much better dildo to harness-wearer contact.
- Air-travel friendly. Goes on to carry-on or wear it as a scarf for those cold cabins.
- The bit of excess serves as a "Harder-Now" handle for the sex bottom. Or serves well as lube towels.
- People who grew their own dicks. They can wear this harness over their home-grown cock - so they can have two!
- Full access to the bits between the legs. What ever bits you have.
- Makes one's ass look fabulous! Butt lifting goodness.
- 1 favorite dildo with flanged base
- 2 scarves (suggested length: multiply hip measure x 1.5. Example 40” hip x 1.5 = two 60” scarves)
- 2 or more fun people who play well together
- Take Scarf A and make a loose over-hand knot (“That Knot” if spoken in Midori) at it’s midpoint.
- Take Scarf B, place through That Knot, bisecting the Scarf B. Scarf B will now be hanging with two equal length parts.
- Take dildo and insert to That Knot.
- Tighten Scarf A and That Knot firmly around dildo.
- Tie Scarf A snugly and low around the hip. It’s easiest to tie this in front, with the dildo at one’s back and then turn the scarf around. Very important that it be snug.
- Place dildo in desired position on the body.
- Take one end of Scarf B, hanging from the dildo. Move it back between the legs and under the butt cheek, ending near the hip bone. Tie onto Scarf B near hip bone.
- Repeat for remaining end of Scarf b.
- Test for security of whole harness.
- Shag
Enjoy!
Midori
Comments
* In step 2, I think that should be "Scarf 2 will NOW be hanging..."
* In Step 7, I suspect that should be "Tie onto Scarf 1 near the hip bone"?
By the way, that second typo suggests to me that, since many folk get easily confused by numbers, you might do better to switch the terms "Scarf 1" and "Scarf 2" for, say, "Red Scarf" and "Blue Scarf", which will work very well with the pictures (when they arrive, natch!).
Malc.
Thanks
All corrected. I really appreciate your eagle eyes.
:)
M
Edited at 2009-11-03 05:53 pm (UTC)
Oh... I'm not sure if I'm reading your 'instructions' incorrectly, but it seems to me that step 7 should read, "... ending near the hip bone. Tie onto scarf ONE near hip bone.
I'll let you know if we have any problems getting her toy strapped on securely =).
I may have to try this with my feeldoe. I just bought a bigger size and now having tug-of-war type issues which I wasn't with the slimmer version, so I've been pondering harness-type things. (The joy of not having a 'real' one - I can trade up!)
Would love to see pics when they happen. Thanks for posting. :)
"2 scarves (suggested length: multiply hip measure x 1.5. Example 40” hip x 1.5 = 60” scarves)"
to read :
"2 scarves (suggested length: multiply hip measure x 1.5. Example 40” hip x 1.5 = two 60” scarves)"
Thx!
Thank you
Oh, and, Thank You for what you do, you inspire.
~Psilence