What I found in my inbox today. From someone who attended Fetish Con.
I bet it's the guy who went on and on about how I couldn't be Japanese because I don't look it.
"To Midori;
I dont like Jap. My grandfather and vaties family menber fock in WWII. I dont like your kain.
I hope we never meet again.
Nelson Rodriguez"
Great.
Just great.
And I jst luv heees spallang n grummor.
I bet it's the guy who went on and on about how I couldn't be Japanese because I don't look it.
"To Midori;
I dont like Jap. My grandfather and vaties family menber fock in WWII. I dont like your kain.
I hope we never meet again.
Nelson Rodriguez"
Great.
Just great.
And I jst luv heees spallang n grummor.

Comments
Egan
I'm sorry. I even feel like I need a shower after reading that.
Ew.
On the other hand, signing it Rodriguez might mean that it's an INCREDIBLY subtle joke.
I personally think your kain is great! It's one of my favorite kains!
I haven't the slightest idea what he's trying to say here. I'm not even sure it's English.
The good thing about the internet is that anyone can use it! The bad thing about the internet is that anyone can use it.
What I don't get, is if he wants nothing to do with "you", (And why not, he liked you there, hello, bigotry alert: What do you do if you like someone who's of a group you hate? Hmm. Maybe stop hating?) why he felt he just had to tell you this.
He doesn't want to be seen by you, or scene by you? Fine, nothing to scene here, move along. I hope he's good with lonely, it's what he's got.
Although, what is "vaties"?
It seems odd to me that "I hope we never meet again." is "correct", while the first line is totally unreadable.
Hey, it could happen.
Anyway, I wanted to thank you for being so patient with me fanboy-ing all over you. I'm still kicking myself for missing your lectures, but it just gives me motivation to come to your next East Coast adventure.
...and the cybersmut rocks hard.
on the up side...perhaps natural selection will select humanity AWAY from such people
omg
that is funny
easy enuf to check who that is
i will ask the peeps here in tampa
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kumi
At least the moronic racists give us something to laugh at, though I'm told it's not nice to mock the handicapped.
sends a virtual hug
jez
If so, you can blame my dad and his brothers, they fought in WWII too, shooting at lots of German soldiers. I'm sure someone is still pissed off about that.
I'll be honest though and say that I too am not wild about "jap" as a term -- so much possibility for confusion between Jewish American Princesses and us Japanese. It's the same complaint I have about Nip. Nip and Tuck, Neural Information Processing Systems. I think we Nipponese have the right to our own derogatory ethnic slur that we don't have to share with anyone or anything else.
Your folks were 442nd? Wow, they are so my heros.
seems so purposely ignorant ... it almost seems purposely contrived ....
..... perhaps, to get just this sort of reaction from you.
the first part was gibberish, but then he ends with a perfectly good sentence, "I hope we never meet again." Hmmmmmmm.....
Namaste
He is a douchebag and he will have to live with himself, which is punishment enough.
It's just... wow. I can't imagine doing something like that... I just...
wow.
I'm sorry you got such a shitty email.
wow